Hollywoodsportsbook.com Chooses 400 Pound Defiant Female Shoplifter as Its Latest “Gambler of the Week”
Shoplifter thwarted when her motorized cart getaway vehicle gets stuck in department stores’ doors and fights cops to escape.
San Jose, Costa Rica Feb 16th, 2011, Hollywoodsportsbook.com, (www.hollywoodsportsbook.com) a leading online entertainment gaming site since 1997, today announced that it has chosen 30 year old hefty hottie, Jerrie Perkins of Rochester, Michigan, as its latest “Gambler of the Week” for her failed attempt to steal $600 of electronics from the local Meijer dept store which ended when her 3MPH motorized cart got stuck in the stores’ swinging doors during her escape.
Robert Evans, Hollywood ’s Director of Operations says “ Ah, but there is more to the story that warrants her being chosen the prestigious title of “Gambler of the Week”… Not only was she then busted for the shoplifting attempt, but the fabulous fattie was not going down without a fight. Ms. Perkins, then proceeded to gamble away the sympathy pitch she might have gotten for being overweight as a possible defense by when confronted about the heisted items stashed in her cart, our tons of fun heroine miraculously stands up and shoves and punches a Loss Prevention Officer in the face!
But even that wasn’t enough exercise for our ample assed gal pal. When the Police arrived on the scene, a sheriff's deputy ordered Perkins to put her hands behind her back multiple times (which she probably couldn’t do anyway) but rather than complying like most people facing a cop holding a gun while stuck in a swinging door, she refused and instead cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance, challenging the officer to a beat-down.
The deputy realizing he was out-weighed finally subdued our lovely large lass with a taser blast to the guts which barely moved her and it was only then that she finally complied with his commands and was promptly taken to jail.
Perkins has been charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer, and retail fraud. Evans goes on to say… “I like my women feisty as much as anyone, and add 400 pounds to the mix, we have a fatty lover’s dream woman here whom many men would take a taser for, but unfortunately for them our Gambler of the Week, is only interested in women who “don't care if I am overweight' according to her online profile….. Damn it!”
For being chosen as our latest “Gambler of the Week,” Hollywood is awarding Ms. Perkins with a $500 wagering account which we hope he can run up to thousands in order to buy a Weight Watchers subscription, a faster scooter, and of course help pay those legal fees, says Nick Smith, Hollywood’s Publicity Director. Additionally Hollywood has a special promotion in honor of Ms. Perkins. Sign up and make a deposit with them and they will give you an extra 20% cash bonus to use on their site using promo code GOW20.
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