Hollywoodsportsbook.com chooses ‘Naked Taxi Thief’ as its latest “Gambler of the Week”
Robert Evans Hollywood’s Director of Operations, says that “We chose Ms.Gille not because she demanded to go to Michigan, but for what she did next”
The driver understandably refused the long drive which upset Jennifer who then launched into either a bizarre protest of the driver’s refusal, or as an extra incentive to the bewildered cabbie, by stripping entirely naked.
Distressed, that he had a crazy naked woman in the back of his cab, the driver took her to the nearest police station, but unfortunately he left the keys to the car in the ignition. Jennifer promptly stole the taxi.
“Here’s a girl determined to accomplish her decision to get home to Michigan’” says Evans. “This girl took a gamble by first getting naked and then stealing a taxi to get home. But like this year’s Boston Red Sox, she didn't get too far and just gave up.
The car was found a mile or so away with her still naked, asleep in the back seat, probably dreaming of an innocent childhood lost”, continues Evans. “But truthfully, I would have loved to have been on the Covington streets at that time just to catch a glimpse of this little hottie driving a taxi...NAKED!!!”
“I do however; have an issue with the taxi driver. What could he have possibly been afraid of that he had to take her to the police station? What a schmuck. She was NAKED for God sakes...and obviously unarmed. My mom taught me to always help a girl in distress...especially drunk, NAKED ones. This driver must not have read the ‘How to Help Naked Girls for Dummies’ book.
I’m sure there could have even been some sort of compromise made if you know what I mean...Maybe take her halfway to Chicago...still be home for dinner...I mean really... how many naked passengers does one get in a day? Especially ones at least half as hot as Ms. Gille.” concludes Evans.
(see her here http://wecanchangetheworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/taxi-stripper1.jpg)
Police Captain Jack West said she had been arrested and will face charges including vehicle theft and obscenity. She was apparently drunk and under the influence of drugs...Ya think?
“For being chosen Hollywood’s Gambler of the Week, Hollywood is awarding Ms. Gille a $500 wagering account which they hope she can run it up to thousands to help pay any legal expenses incurred over what we hope is one time incident for her.” says Nicki Smith, Hollywoods’ PR director.
Additionally Hollywood has a special promotion in honor of Ms. Gilles. Sign up and make a deposit at their site, and they will give you an extra 20% cash bonus using promo code GOW20
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